The first time we went to prison, it was because we lost our temper with a coworker. He had been humming “MMMBop” for five hours straight, and then he started chewing his bubblegum with his mouth open. We tried to grin and bear it, but we lost it. We hired a hit man to take him out…side, so we could hear ourselves think for five minutes. The second time we went to prison was because, uh. Well, we’d rather not go into all of that. Suffice it to say, you should be afraid of us.
Our point is, we’re patient people, but even we have our limits. There’s only so much we can take, and these 15 people who got on our last nerve have definitely crossed the line.
You know your neighbors are ratchet when
Your neighbors are definitely ratchet if they got Taco Bell restaurant furniture in their house.
No matter how much sh*t you steal from Taco Bell, it can never amount to the same amount of sh*t Taco Bell has stolen from you. If we’ve taught you anything, let it be that.
This kid is playing a bowling game at a bowling alley.
Probably this, googling DIYs and hitting a wikihow before trying something is a good habit
The kids today have no imagination. They don’t know how to set the technology aside for 10 minutes and experience what life has to offer. Modern kids let virtual experiences rob them of real experiences, and it’s both sad and annoying.
The Most frustrating Pie!
This person who wants to destroy the world, one Walmart at a time:
Lazy people. Lazy people everywhere.
If you’re going to try to be intelligent on Facebook, at least know what you’re talking about.
These books that were labled by a librarian who has no soul:
This free parking spot…that wasn’t.
Stop the madness
All right, you guys ain’t working as a team.
I’m gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I’ll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
You can’t trust someone that has orange juice with cereal
Ugh. Couples. They’re the worst.
an egg-cident in the microwave
On the trash can, in the trash can.
Just one more of the many perks of flying with United Airlines